The Hypocrisy of Christianity

I hate the world sometimes. I really do.

Shut Up And Mourn

As soon as word broke out of the attacks in France, my father turned to me and said: "Don't write anything about this. Don't say anything online."

The Lie That Is Bisexual Privillage

Some say that Bisexuality is a mere construct and that Bisexuals are liars who hide behind their identity for protection. Don't worry: those 'some' who say that will one day die and rid us of their idiocy. Until that day however, I feel I must step in.

'The Great British Bake Off' Controversy

It's always nice to be reminded that even the most harmless of things can bring out the absolute worst of humanity.

Top 5 Worst Moments Of The Conservative Party Conference 2015

Say what you want about the Conservative's, but they are masters of putting everything in perspective.

On Re-Animating The Dead (in fiction, obviously)

It's often said that what is dead may never truly die. This is of course a part-truth. Death is death. My poor beloved cat won't suddenly re-appear outside my room to beg for food . But Terry Pratchett's last book has just been released and it's shot up to the number one bestseller despite Terry losing his defiant battle with Alzheimer's earlier this year. His name is still everywhere. He's dead, but certainly not forgotten - something we all aspire to.

The PM and The Pig

If you've been paying attention to social media, you'll know that everyone's making jokes about David Cameron partaking in a humiliating student initiation ceremony involving placing his genitals in the mouth of a dead pig. This post shall refrain from any pork-related humour, not because I'm above such rhetoric, but because all the best jokes have already been made and so I can add nothing to them.