Monday, 30 March 2015

Why Someone Would Crash a Plane



You know about this. On Tuesday, the Germanwings Flight 4U 9525 crashed into the French alps. The co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz, locked the pilot out of the flight-deck and drove the plane down into the mountains killing 150 people including himself. Andreas Lubitz had depression. 

Monday, 23 March 2015

Why are People Afraid of Contractions?


And by ‘contractions,’ I mean the contraction of “is not” to “isn’t,” “I have” to “I’ve” and so on. Not the ‘contraction’ you get in pregnancy. I feel sick just thinking about that…

Monday, 9 March 2015

Harry Potter Is A Bloody Idiot




You probably think, since this is the second post I’ve written that criticises Harry Potter, that I don’t like it.  And to you, I say: "Put a mandrake (or mantagora) root in it! Of course I like Harry Potter!"

Monday, 2 March 2015

The Slytherin Problem

Yay! I’m writing about Harry Potter! That means my view-count's going to shoot up this week…

Monday, 23 February 2015

Show, Don’t Tell



No, I don’t mean “weave exposition into the narrative.” I mean “insert academia into your art.”

Let me explain. You’ve heard of Freud, right? The man who wrote hundreds of influential essays regarding the study of psychoanalysis – but who is known in popular culture as the guy who talked about sex a lot and presumably ruined the mood at a lot of social gatherings?

Monday, 16 February 2015

Is It So Bad To Plagiarise?



If you don’t know, I also run a gaming blog. In that, I reviewed a really bad game called Unturned. I promptly realised that the game was made by a 16 year old and then felt awful because I’d crushed the dreams of a promising young individual.

Monday, 9 February 2015

Being Boring



The question I get asked all the time: “Max, why have you never written a gay protagonist?”

Well…I don’t know.