4 Tory Satires To Vent Your Fustration At

So with the most recent election, the 68% of the population who didn’t vote Conservative are understandably a bit miffed. The smear campaign against Ed Miliband (focusing on how he eats a bacon sandwich rather than his policies) evidently worked, the SNP took a chunk of Labour's seats, the Liberal Democrats were swallowed up, UKIP split the vote, and the way our shambolic voting system works means that even if you didn’t vote Conservative then you probably still did without knowing it.

No One Knows What They're Talking About

For a while I was a critic. I do still sort-of consider myself an unpaid critic even though I've never been paid in the first place. I cannot help but view a piece of artwork and judge it even though I know that people have worked hard on it and I don't want to crush their dreams. There's a reason why artists hate critics, which is why I'm surprised so many artists are also critics themselves.