Monday, 30 March 2015

Why Someone Would Crash a Plane



You know about this. On Tuesday, the Germanwings Flight 4U 9525 crashed into the French alps. The co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz, locked the pilot out of the flight-deck and drove the plane down into the mountains killing 150 people including himself. Andreas Lubitz had depression. 

Monday, 23 March 2015

Why are People Afraid of Contractions?


And by ‘contractions,’ I mean the contraction of “is not” to “isn’t,” “I have” to “I’ve” and so on. Not the ‘contraction’ you get in pregnancy. I feel sick just thinking about that…

Monday, 9 March 2015

Harry Potter Is A Bloody Idiot




You probably think, since this is the second post I’ve written that criticises Harry Potter, that I don’t like it.  And to you, I say: "Put a mandrake (or mantagora) root in it! Of course I like Harry Potter!"

Monday, 2 March 2015

The Slytherin Problem

Yay! I’m writing about Harry Potter! That means my view-count's going to shoot up this week…